directions for making a porno movie

Do not start with two burly men
walking a dark street in black leather. For music
find something that promises joy, something
that sounds like water running.  Save the waterfall
for later.
An otter might be nice swimming on his back,
a bough of laurel his toy.  Or a boy of six watching his
father in the shower  then fifteen years later
he’s in the same shower stroking himself.
Pay attention to faces, especially the eyes
as he smiles at his swollen member, his muscles
and hard nipples.
Ten years later he’s on a walk near
a calm lake with tall trees, his eyes wander.
Is this enough? he asks himself, “Shouldn’t I
have a partner and my own washer and dryer?”
Now the man at fifty is walking through a park
and cruises  a man wearing blue jeans torn at the knees.
Their bodies turn to listen to a distant noise
then turn back and see each other.
Let the eyes say each is thinking about sex.
Under no circumstances can one of them
grab his crotch.  A hand gesture here would be nice,
maybe he resets his watch or pulls out a notebook.
Give the notebook a cover title like Paradise
and have it open to a poem by Rumi
Then the kiss. Let it be just two sets of lips, finding each other,
bending to fit easily.  Hold it. Now to the eyes, up close.
Let one set of eyes say he knows he’s lost and the other set
says he’s not sure but willing.
Pan to a pair of unbuttoned jeans
with a dick getting hard in white cotton briefs,
a drip of moisture at the tip of the dick
coming through the cotton is a nice touch.
This is a good time to add a clip of Olympic divers
from a high board, arching their backs
with graceful submersions, then coming to the surface
shot from below.  Pay attention to the Speedos.
Cut to the backs of  the two men
digging in rich black earth to build a fire pit,
show them hauling stones. Highlight their forearms.
Show them in a galvanized trough
washing off dirt and sweat.  Use a close ups of soapy hands
chests and arm pits.  Don’t linger on genitals but they are seen.
now the eyes again.  Give the one with blue eyes a sparkle,
the one with brown a soft understanding.
Another swelling dick in underwear,
this time a  suggestive pair, maybe stained by the dirt.
Now they slowly undress each other.
Use a close up of pubic hair slowly revealed
as jeans are worked down exposing dark hairy legs
that work better than blond, although red hair
if thick enough adds mystery.
In silhouette they look into each other’s eyes.
One slaps the others’ arm, he turns and they kiss,
still in profile.  No more underwear.
The final scene is a close up of two hands being held
as they board a bus. The headliner reads Paradise.
Let the credits scroll over clips of a pack of stallions
running in long grass or the wake of a Chris Craft,
“The End”  becomes visible on a mirror reflecting
the audience that is now actors in  the porno movie.

About Chuck

Ivy education, long-time San Franciscan with two dogs and two homes. Have traveled most of the world and spend my days writing.

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